when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
- me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
- me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
WHEN YOU’RE LEANING OFF YOUR BED TO GRAB SOMETHING AND YOU TRY TO GET BACK UP ONLY REALIZE YOU’VE LEANED TO FAR AND THERE’S JUST THAT FEELING OF SHAME AS YOU LET YOUR BODY SLIDE OFF THE BED BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T PULL YOURSELF BACK UP IN TIME
If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time
"Subtly" like as in, as soon as I possibly could change myself hotter I would.
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it